On the 9th Day of Christmas...

ON the Ninth Day of Christmas, my True Love went to Hometown Ace Hardware and gave to me...
9' of Chain, 8 Bottles of Bloody Mary Mix (better get before Cassie & John do), 7 Bags of Birdseed, 6 Big Green Eggssories, 5 Gourmet Lollipops, a 4-Pack of Liftbridge Rootbeer, 3 KICKASS Snacks, 2 Pearson's Salted Nut Rolls & 1 Bag of Sure Paws Ice Melt for the driveway!